Jay Leno On Crime & Cats

I've always enjoyed Jay Leno's monologue on The Tonight Show.

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Below are some jokes from his latest:

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"All of Mel Gibson’s troubles could have been avoided if he’d just made those calls with the iPhone . None of them would have gone through.

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O.J. Simpson’s lawyer, Robert Shapiro, has agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan, but only if she agrees to go to jail. Where was this deal when O.J. was on trial?

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Dick Cheney is recovering from heart surgery in the hospital. I understand Fox sent flowers, and MSNBC sent a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

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A new study says that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat would care one way or the other.

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Good stuff.

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But my adopted feral two-year-old cat, Kit (seen in the photo below), would surly miss me - come feeding time.

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