David Letterman On NSA Surveillance Program And NSA Leaker

David Letterman on The Late Show offered a few jokes about the NSA surveillance program and the NSA leaker.

The NSA has been listening in on phone calls. It's people with cellphones — you hear these people walking down the street screaming into their cellphones — they're the ones who are upset about people listening to their phone calls.

You know your phone is being tapped when you're having a conversation and you hear the attorney general breathing.

This whistleblower is all over TV. His name is Edward Snowden, and he's very pleased with himself. He says he doesn't want to live in a society where the society monitors its people. And then he fled to China.

Happy birthday to the president's daughter Sasha, who is 12 years old. For her birthday, her father gave her Justin Bieber's phone records.