Ohio Man Calls 911, Says Wife Stole His Coke Stash

Got to love the mug shot.

Deborah Hastings at the New York Daily News offers an amusing dumb criminal piece.

And the dumbest 911 call award goes to … Robert Collins, 39, of Alliance, Ohio, who called the cops to report his wife had ripped off his cocaine stash.

He called the emergency line late Wednesday, according to a police report posted on the Smoking Gun website. But when officers arrived, the suddenly smarter man refused to say anything, the document said.

You can read the rest of the piece via the below link:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ohio-coke-head-calls-cops-report-drugs-missing-article-1.2140348