Two boys were in the school yard talking.
The first boy said, "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
The second boy replied, "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
The first boy scoffed, "As if."
The second boy said, "Yeah, just ask your sister."
The first boy was confused. "I don't have a sister."
The second boy said, "You will in about nine months."
A teacher was trying to reach one of her students, a disinterested and disruptive boy.
"What food does the chicken give us?" She asked the bad boy.
The bad boy shrugged.
"Eggs!: Her best student, an good boy, yelled out.
"Right,: the teacher said.
She pointed to the bad boy. "What does the pig give us?"
Again, the bad boy simply shrugged.
"Bacon!" The good boy yelled out.
"Right."
She once more pointed to the bad boy and asked, "And what does the fat cow give us?"
The bad boy replied, "Homework."
Note: The above photo is of Spanky and Alfalfa from the Little Rascals.
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