A Little Humor: Two Stoners

Two chronic stoners are sitting in their car getting wasted on weed, when one stoner looks at the other and asks, "Hey man, is this a workday?"

The second stoner looked around in a confused state and then replied, "I dunno, man."

"Well, it don't matter none," the first stoner said as he took another hit. "'Cause I ain't got me no job."

Note: In the above photo is the stoner comedy duo Cheech and Chong.