A cranky old man walked into a bank and said to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn account.”
The somewhat shocked woman replied, “I beg your pardon, sir. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a damn account right now!”
“Sir,” the insulted teller replied. “We do not tolerate that kind of language and rudeness in this bank.”
The teller left her window and went to see the bank manager about the cursing and rude customer.
They both returned to the window and the manager asked the old customer, “What seems to be the problem?”
“There’s no damn problem”, the old man says, “I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn account in this damn bank!”
“Damn”, the manager said, “Is my damn idiot employee giving you a damn hard time?”
Note: The photo above is of the late, great W.C. Fields in the classic comedy film, The Bank Dick.
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