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Tuesday, April 23, 2019
A Little Humor: The Zen Master
A Zen master decides to pursue earthly pursuits and pleasures while visiting Philadelphia.
He walked up to a hot dog vendor’s cart in South Philadelphia and asked for a “hot dog with everything.”
The hot dog vendor took a hot dog from his cart, slopped everything on it, and handed it to the Zen master.
The Zen master pulled out a $20 bill from his robes and handed it to the hot dog vendor.
The hot dog vendor pocketed the bill and then waited on another customer.
“Where’s my change?” asked the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor responded, “Change must come from within.”
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