A Little Humor: Crumpled Up

With a seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen a $20 bill all crumpled up?” 

“No,” said her curious husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, and slowly pulled out a crumpled $20 bill from her bra. 

He took the bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, “Have you ever seen a $50 bill all crumpled up?”

“Uh, no, I haven’t,” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled $50 bill. 

He took the bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said ever so softly, “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“No!” he answered trying hard to hide his arousal.

“Then go check the garage!”