A Little Humor: When I Die

One Sunday morning, a man and his wife were sitting at the breakfast table. 

Unexpectedly, the man said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to immediately burn all of my stuff." 

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

She looked at him intently and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

Note: The above photo is of the late comics George Burns and Gracie Allen