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Saturday, June 22, 2019
A Little Humor: Hitchhiker On A Dark And Stormy Night
A man stood on the side of a road hitchhiking on a very dark and stormy night.
The man didn’t see any cars on the road, although the storm was so strong that he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stopped.
The man jumped in the car and closed the door. He looked over and saw that no one was behind the wheel.
Then the car started moving slowly.
The man looked at the road and saw a curve was coming up.
He was so scared that he started praying for his life.
He was even more frightened when just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the driver’s window and moved the wheel.
The man, now paralyzed in fear, watched how the hand appeared every time the car neared a curve.
At one point, the man jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town.
Wet and in shock, he ran into a bar and asked for two shots of tequila and began telling everybody at the bar about the horrible experience he just went through.
About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same bar, and one said to the other: “Look, that’s the guy who climbed into our car while we were pushing it!”
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