A Little Humor: You Know You're Old When...

As today is my 67^th birthday, I’m going with “You Know You’re Old When” jokes:

You know you’re old when:

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

You and your teeth don't sleep together. 

People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 

You begin every other sentence with, "I used to..." 

The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style. 

Things you buy now won't wear out. 

There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 

When happy hour is a nap. 

When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. 

When you're told to act your own age, and you die.