A man named Bill worked hard at a plant and spent most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thought he was pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she took him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greeted them, “Hey, Bill, how ya doin tonight?”
His wife was puzzled and asked if he’s been to this club before.
“Oh no,” Bill said. “He’s on my bowling team.”
When they were seated, a waitress asked Bill if he’d like his usual Budweiser.
His wife was becoming suspicious and said, “You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.”
“No, honey, she’s in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.”
Then a stripper came over to their table and threw her arms around Bill. “Hi Billy,” she said.
“Want your usual table dance?”
Bill’s wife was now furious, and she grabbed her purse and stormed out of the club.
Bill followed her and sees her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumped in beside her. She then started screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and said, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Bill.”
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