A man in his eighties got up from his rocking chair and put on his coat.
“Pa, where are you going?” his wife asked.
“I’m going to the doctor,” he replied.
"Why? Are you sick?
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
His wife then got up out of her rocking chair and was put on her sweater.
“Ma, where are you going?” he asked.
“I’m going to the doctor too,” she replied.
“Why?” he asked.
“If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again,” she said. “I’m going to get a tetanus shot.”
Note: The above photo is from the comedy film Ma and Pa Kettle Go To Town.
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