A Little Humor: Two Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns were stopped a traffic light in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!” shouted one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turned to Sister Mary Immaculata and said, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouted, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!” 

She then rolled up her window, looked at Mother Superior, and quite innocently asked, “Did that sound cross enough?”