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Thursday, November 14, 2019
A Little Humor: A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar
A gorilla walks into a bar. He ordered a dry martini to the amazement of the bartender.
When the bartender gave the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill..
The bartender took the $20 and then he decided to see just how smart the gorilla was, so he handed the gorilla $1 change.
The gorilla quietly sipped the martini until the bartender brook the silence.
“We don’t get too many apes in here,” he said.
The gorilla replied, “At $19 a drink, I’m not surprised.”
Note: The above photo is from a Three Stooges short film that I recently watched on METV called Crime On Their Hands.
Moe, Larry and Shemp are budding crime reporters on a story about a stolen diamond when they encounter the gorilla.
I loved the Three Stooges as a kid and I still get a kick out of them.
You can watch the short Three Stooges film via the below link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUYnxEMd2A
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