A year after a man married a much younger woman, he made an appointment with a lawyer.
“I want it to be nice and straightforward,” the man instructed the attorney, “Everything goes to my wife: the house, the car, the pension and the life insurance, under the one condition that she remarry within the year.”
“Fine, Sir,” said the lawyer, “But do you mind my asking why the one condition?”
“Simple,” the man replied. “I want at least one person to be sorry I died.”
Note: The above photo is of the late, great comedian Rodney Dangerfield.
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