A Little Humor: Dennis' Problem At School

A teacher noticed that little Dennis at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. 

She walked to the back of the class to find out what was wrong with Dennis..

Dennis was embarrassed and whispered to the teacher that he had a minor surgery on his penis over the weekend and it was now quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go the principal’s office and call his mother to find out what he should do about it. 

He did that and then returned to the class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. 

The teacher went back to investigate and discovered Dennis sitting at his desk with his pants down and penis hanging out.

“What are you doing? Did you call your mother?” the teacher said.

“I did,” Dennis replied. “She told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come and pick me up from school.”

Note: The above photo is of Jay North from the old TV series Dennis the Menace.