It was the end of the school year, and a teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, “I bet I know what it is. It is flowers.”
“That’s right,” the boy said. “How did you know?”
“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner’s daughter.
The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, “I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.”
“That’s right, but how did you guess” asked the girl.
“Oh, just a wild guess,” said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner.
As the teacher held the package overhead, she saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue.
“Is it wine?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” the boy replied, laughing.
The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, “I give up, what is it?”
The boy replied, “It’s a puppy!”
Note: The above photo is Cameron Diaz from Bad Teacher
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