A Little Humor: I'm A "Seenager"

It just occurred to me.
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I’m a “Seenager,” as in senior teenager.

I have everything I ever wanted as a teenager, only some 60 years later.
 
I don’t have to go to school. 

I don’t have to work. 

I go to bed when I want. 

I get up when I want. 

I get an allowance, be it Social Security or a federal, city or corporate pension. 

I have my own pad. 

I don’t have a curfew. 

I own a car. 

I have ID that gets me in bars. 

I have a beautiful woman on my arm. 

I have regular sex. 

Who knew life would be so good when we grew old?

Note: The above photo is of the late comedian George Burns.