A Little Humor: What Johnny Wants To Be When He Grows Up

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” 

Johnny spoke up first and said, “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and have sex with her three times a day.”

The teacher was taken aback and not knowing quite what to do, she decided not to take notice of Johnny’s outrageous ambitions and moved on.

“And you, Susie? What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Susie replied, I wanna be Johnny’s ho.”

Note: The above photo is of Jay North, TV’s Dennis the Menace, and Jeannie Russell as Margaret.