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Saturday, February 1, 2020
A Little Humor: The Ditzy Blonde And The Soda Machine
A ditzy blonde was staying at a motel.
Outside of her motel room was a soda machine. She put a dollar in the machine and a can of Ginger Ale popped out.
She laid the soda can on the ground, placed another dollar in the machine, pushed another button and a coke can popped out.
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine saw the row of soda cans on the ground and became impatient.
“Excuse me, can I get my soda?
The ditzy blonde swung around and said, “Yeah right! I’m not giving up this machine while I’m still winning!”
Note: The above photo is of Goldie Hawn who appeared as a ditzy blonde on TV’s Laugh-In.
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