A Little Humor: Getting The Sunday Newspaper

A drunk on a bender checked into a motel late one Saturday night. He woke up hung over badly. He opened his motel room door and saw a man walking by. He paid the man to go and buy him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper. The man was gone for hours When he finally returned, the man said, “It must be difficult to buy a  bottle of whiskey in this town on Sunday.” “There was no trouble with the whiskey,” the man replied. “But it’s tough finding a Sunday  newspaper on a Tuesday." Note: The above photo is of actor Hal Smith, who portrayed Otis, the town drunk on The Andy  Griffith Show.