The Babylon Bee
takes a satirical shot at Communist China’s crackdown on Hong Kong.
HONG
KONG—Sensing the possibility of a dangerous contagion spreading, China has
issued a stay-at-home order for Hong Kong so that ideas of democracy might not
spread.
“There is a
virus out there,” said Chinese President Xi Jinping. “One that could destabilize
all of China. That’s why we are requiring all people in Hong Kong to stay home
so they don’t infect each other with the idea they get to vote for their own
leadership, say whatever they want, or tell each other I look like Winnie the
Pooh when I don’t because I look like Brad Pitt.”
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