The Babylon Bee offers another fine satirical piece.
BEAVERTON,
OR—Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning
down buildings across the country.
The Nike Loot
Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot
safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through
shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can
be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is
the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also
coincidentally get some free stuff.
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