The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at today’s protestors.
You're
out and about and you see someone lobbing a brick at you.
What
do you do? How do you know if this is a violent attack on your person or a
peaceful protest?
Tell
the peaceful protester/violent angry individual to hold on for a second. Then,
pull out your phone and look up this infographic from The Babylon Bee. If the
perpetrator matches at least a few of these characteristics, then he or she is
probably just a peaceful protester.
You should apologize for assuming he was a
criminal as he bashes your brains in with a brick.
Gotta
love the Bee.
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