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Monday, July 6, 2020
Babylon Bee: Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C.
The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the Washington Redskins, as the football team is thinking of changing their name for a more politically correct one.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been much talk about renaming the Washington Redskins, since their offensive name has no place in our modern, enlightened society that has done away with all other immorality and sin.
The District of Columbia informed the team that they cannot return to playing within the district until they have a name that is more fitting for a team representing the capital of our country. To that end, the team officially announced today they would be renaming themselves to "The Washington Lizard People."
You can read the rest of the humor piece via the below link:
https://babylonbee.com/news/redskins-to-change-name-to-lizard-people-so-theyll-fit-in-better-in-dc
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