The Babylon Bee offers a satirical piece on the presidential candidates.
U.S.—Experts
are predicting the winner of the 2020 election will be whichever candidate
talks the least.
Analysis
suggests whenever one of the candidates opens his mouth, his poll numbers
plummet. This has led to a cunning race where both campaigns are desperately
trying to get their candidate to just stop talking and do some damage control
whenever their candidate manages to speak his mind.
"This
obviously gives the advantage to Biden, since his aides don't let him out of
the basement, and Trump runs his own Twitter account," said one analyst,
"but don't count Trump out yet. Whenever Biden breaks out and starts
saying something, anything, Trump rapidly gains on Biden."
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