The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the Barrett confirmation hearings.
WASHINGTON,
D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate
confirmation hearings this morning. But as Dems grew increasingly vicious, she
was forced to turn to desperate measures.
After
several hours of hearings, Barrett pulled out a large crucifix and held it
aloft. A light shone from the heavens, and the Democrats knew they were
defeated.
They
shrunk back and began to hiss. "Noooo!" cried Senator Richard
Blumenthal. "It burns us! Take it away!" He dove under his desk to
hide from its light.
"Agggghhhh!!!"
screamed Senator Cory Booker, his skin sizzling at the sight of Jesus on the
cross. "I'll get you one day, Barrett!"
You
can read the rest of the humor piece via the below link:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-hiss-in-terror-as-acb-pulls-out-crucifix
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