The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at California Governor Newsom, who ordered a shutdown in his state and then was captured in a photo dining out in Hawaii.
SACRAMENTO,
CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a curfew, telling Californians not to go
out at night, so that he can reduce the wait time at fancy, expensive
restaurants when he goes out to dine with his rich friends.
Newsom
announced the "Stay at Home, Stay Safe, Stay Out of the Lines at my Fancy
Napa Restaurants" order in a press conference Thursday evening. Newsom
says the science shows that staying home helps defeat the coronavirus and also
ensures that there won't be any lines at the restaurants he frequents with his
buddies. As an added benefit, no one will be out to take pictures of him
violating his own restrictions.
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