The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at liberal Democrats.
U.S.—Democrat
experts are warning the public to avoid excess amounts of thankfulness this
year after studies showed that feelings of gratefulness often lead to
conservatism.
"I
cannot overstate how dangerous this is," said DNC Chair Tom Perez.
"If people start forgetting their many grievances and injustices, they may
begin to think of living in America as a profound blessing from some
non-existent deity and start voting for Republicans. This is
unacceptable."
According
to recently published studies, people who are filled with
lasting gratefulness to God for the blessings of living in 21st
century America -- the freest, most prosperous, country that has ever
existed on Earth -- are approximately infinity times more likely to
become conservatives.
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Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism | The Babylon Bee
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