The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at the presidential election.
DETROIT,
MI—In an event Democrats can only describe as miraculous, a ballot counter has
turned an offering of only 5 humble ballots into 5,000 votes for Biden. Poll
workers and Biden voters are celebrating the miracle which could put Biden over
the top in their state.
According
to witnesses, a little boy brought 5 absentee ballots into the counting center
in the early morning hours after Election Day. Within a few hours, those 5
votes had turned into 5,000. Sources say that Democrat disciples even filled 12
baskets with the leftover ballots.
"It's
a miracle," said one election supervisor. "This is irrefutable
evidence that God wants Biden to win!"
You
can read the rest of the humor piece via the below link:
https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-ballot-counter-turns-5-votes-for-biden-into-5000
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