The Babylon Bee offers a satirical shot at the Democrats in Philadelphia and Pennsylvania.
PHILADELPHIA,
PA—With New COVID cases on the rise, and after reports that there are a few
Americans left whose spirits are not fully broken yet, states are cracking
down on social gatherings during the holidays. Philadelphia is leading the way
with a citywide curfew and strict bans on gatherings that include eating,
drinking, fellowship, or merriment. The only exception will be for vote
counters who are still counting Biden mail-in ballots at counting centers.
"We
must flatten the curve and whatever," said Pennsylvania's Health Secretary
Rachel Levine, "but we also must protect our democracy from the evil
tyranny of Donald Trump. This is why we have chosen to make an exception on our
indoor gathering restriction for anyone who is still doing the hard work of
counting as many Biden ballots as possible in Philly."
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Philly Bans All Indoor Gatherings Unless You're Still Counting Biden Votes | The Babylon Bee
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