The Babylon Bee, taking a cue from O.J. Simpson’s book, If I did It, offers a satirical piece on Joe Biden writing a book called If I Rigged it.
WILMINGTON,
DE—To commemorate the "completely fair and honest" 2020 election, Joe
Biden has announced a brand new memoir called If I Rigged It. The
book is already being met with critical acclaim for its compelling
description of a totally hypothetical situation where Biden and the Democrats
fraudulently steal the election.
"Listen
here, Jack-- I didn't steal the election," said Biden to a group
of adoring fans in the press. "But if I had stolen the election,
this is how I would have done it. It's real simple, see? My new book will give
you all the dirty details!"
"This
book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden,
who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a
compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful
and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is
way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short,
Biden is a genius."
You
can read the rest of the piece and other humorous pieces via the below link:
Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir 'If I Rigged It' | The Babylon Bee
You can also read about the Babylon Bee in a Washington Times piece via the below link:
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jan/3/babylon-bee-satire-or-real-news/
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