After several years of marriage, a wife was still wondering about her husband's lurid sexual past.
“C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “How many women have you slept with?”
“Baby,” the husband protested, “If I told you, you’d throw a fit.”
“No, I won’t,” she promised, “I just want to know where I fit in comparison.”
As she promised she would not get angry, the husband finally agreed to tell her.
“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, 11, 12, 13…”
Note: The above photos are of actor Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men.
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