Babylon Bee Exclusive: We Have Obtained A Copy Of Joe Biden's Day Planner

The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at Creepy, Sleepy Joe.

Joe Biden's day planner was left on a table at a Washington DC Denny's this week. Before returning to the White House, our staff was able to take pictures of the contents of Biden's rigorous schedule. It is truly amazing that a man of Biden's age has enough vim and vigor to accomplish so much every day.

 Here are just a few examples from Biden's dense schedule:

• Muffins
• Nap (many, many naps)
• Crossword puzzle day
• Do the green screen thingy
• Napppppp
• Also, sleep (which is different from naps)
• Test new drones
• note to self: Stop using the term "colored people" it's bad now
• Cash that Xi money
• Turkey (he was not sure if this was in reference to the country or the poultry)
• Call Obama (recurring in planner. Keeps getting voicemail)
• Tell Kamala to do the thing
• Remember what the thing is
• Detailed notes on who he can and cannot sniff at various events
• Yell at cloud
• Parsnips 
• Tape Blue Bloods (starring Tom Selleck)
• John Wayne-a-thon
• Strategy meeting @ CNN

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