The Babylon Bee takes a satirical shot at New York Gov Cuomo’s sex scandal and nursing home scandal.
ALBANY,
NY—New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's political career is in freefall after new
allegations of sexual misconduct from several women. In a desperate attempt to
divert attention from the embarrassing sex scandal, Cuomo took to the airwaves
today to remind everyone of the time he killed a bunch of seniors in nursing
homes.
"Listen
people-- I know there are some accusations against me out there, but can
we focus on the real issues?" said Cuomo to a roomful of reporters who had
recently received a memo telling them it was time to stop protecting the
governor.
"I
mean, there's this whole thing with New York nursing homes! Wow! Looks pretty
bad, huh? I guess some people died! Some of you should forget this whole #MeToo
scandal thing and look into that!"
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