Three stooges died on Easter Sunday and went to Heaven.
St. Peter greeted them
at the Pearly Gates and told them that to enter Heaven each one of them had to
answer a question correctly. If they gave the wrong answer, they would end up
in Hell.
St. Peter turned to
the first stooge and asked: “What is Easter?”
The first stooge
replied “That’s when kids get dressed up in costumes and go door to door
collecting Trick or Treat.”
“No, stupid”, said St.
Peter. “That’s Halloween. You’re down to Hell!”
St. Peter turned to
the second stooge and asked “What is Easter?”
The second stooge
answered “That’s when the fat man in the red suit comes down the chimney and
leaves gifts for everybody.”
“No, you moron”, said
St. Peter. “That’s Christmas. Go down to Hell!”
St. Peter turned to
the third stooge and asked, in a very exasperated tone of voice, “What is
Easter?”
The third stooge said,
“That’s when Jesus rises out of his grave.”
“And???” said St.
Peter.
“And, if he sees his
shadow there’s another six weeks of winter!”
Note: The above photo is of Shemp Howard, one of The Three Stooges.
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