The Babylon Bee offers another spot-on satire:
LOS
ANGELES, CA—BLM co-founder and "trained Marxist" Patrisse Cullors has
called for defunding the police in response to police shootings. She later
clarified, however, that she only supports abolishing police in all the areas
where she doesn't live.
"The
police in my wealthy white area of LA can stay," she said. "And the
ones around my home in Atlanta. Also, the ones who protect my other home in
Albany. I think I have a fourth house too, but I can't remember where it is.
Wherever it is, the police there can stick around as well."
According
to sources, Cullors needs all these properties for her important work, and to
hide from the urban hellscapes where police are being defunded.
"I
need a lot of houses. All good Marxists have a lot of houses!" said Cullors.
Police
have assured Cullors that they will remain at full strength in the wealthy,
majority-white neighborhoods where she lives.
Bernie
Sanders reportedly condemned Cullors after finding out she now has more houses
than he does.
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