The Babylon Bee offers another spot-on satirical piece:
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—According to sources, local
English major Charlie Miller was able to ace her final exam by simply
writing in the word "racism!" for every answer.
"Yeah,
I completely forgot to study last night so I figured I would try it," she
said. "90% of my lectures this year were just hour-long sessions of my
professor saying 'racism' over and over again in different inflections, so I
figured my chances were pretty good if I made that the answer to all the test
questions."
The
Skidmore College English professor who delivered the passing grade explained
her rationale. "Charlie's test answers weren't technically correct, but
they spoke to a deeper truth: everything is racist. At Skidmore College,
creating leftist radicals who can find racism everywhere and help us burn down
Western Civilization is much more important than educating people. For that
reason, we decided to give her a passing grade!"
Local
sources say Skidmore College is facing an influx of racist behavior, such as
students being openly conservative and voting for Republicans or
Libertarians.
"The
rise in white supremacist activity at our school is really
frightening," said the professor. "One girl named Hannah Davis
actually tried to start a conservative student organization on campus. I'm
literally shaking right now just thinking about it."
In addition
to accepting "racist!" as the answer to every question on every test,
the professor said she will offer extra credit for sending threatening
letters or doxxing conservatives.
"We
have to do this so our students will feel safe," she said.
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