The Babylon Bee offers another spot-on satirical piece:
U.S.—Media
organizations across the country announced today they are relieved to be
covering the good kind of riots again, now that people are looting Targets for
justice again instead of protesting their government.
"It
was pretty rough there for a while," said Rachel Maddow. "We had to
cover the dark days of the violent insurrection. But now that people are
stealing Nikes to protest racial injustice, we can return to feel-good
reporting about the good riots that are happening."
"It's
just the Spring of Love around here!" she added happily.
Many
journalists are calling this the shot of positivity the nation really needed in
the aftermath of the worst days in our country's history following the riot at
the Capitol. Finally, they say, the nation has remembered what protests are
for: stealing stuff and burning things down before any facts have come in.
"I
was pretty depressed having to cover the worst riots our nation has ever
seen," said Brian Stelter as he wiped tears from his eyes on his Sunday
program. "We can finally get back to what the people want: puff pieces
minimizing the violence and destruction wrought by protests that we agree
with."
"But
don't worry -- we will continue to watch Fox News and yell at it, just for
you."
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