The Babylon Bee mocks Socialist Congresswoman Cortez’s silly and self-aggrandizing stunt of wearing a gown with “Tax the Rich” written on it while attending an elite gathering in New York.
NEW YORK, NY—Beloved president and celebrity Donald
Trump left Met Gala speechless this year when he showed up in a flowing white
dress emblazoned with the phrase 'Rigged Election!'
"It's a beautiful, bold, brave statement,"
said fashion writer Vandross Tixatron, who was wearing an $82,000 garbage bag
plucked from a landfill in Zimbabwe. "It's even braver when you consider
the fact Trump wasn't even invited and he's being chased down by security now.
What a statement!"
Other
stunning attendees to the gala included:
- Gavin Newsom in a dress made of discarded hobo
tents
- Bill Clinton, who wore a tux embroidered with the
message "Believe All Women"
- Buffalo Bill, a transgender hero in his latest
skin-suit
- Bill Cosby in a #MeToo dress
- AOC, who wore a 'Tax The Rich' dress made by
enslaved migrant children
- Greta Thunberg, who wore a 'Save The Planet'
dress made with clubbed baby seal skins
- General Milley, who draped himself in the vibrant
red flag of the Chinese Communist Party
In spite of
the audacious and colorful characters at the Met Gala, Trump's dress and
attendance were deemed inappropriate and he was tackled by two dozen security
guards and dragged outside.
Trump has
announced he will be organizing his own, way cooler Met Gala for REAL Americans
this winter.
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