The Babylon Bee offers a satirical piece on President Biden’s response to the Chinese spy balloon crossing the U.S.
WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world
from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America's
unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.
"Listen, folks, it's over," said
Biden as a single tear ran down his face. "We're outgunned here. There's
no hope that we can match the awesome power of this giant balloon."
Biden's voice was drowned out by the dozens of
weeping journalists gathered outside the room.
"I urge you all to hug your loved ones
and embrace your children, for the end is near. God help us all," Biden
finally said before signing off for the last time.
At publishing time, Americans had been urged
by the administration to start learning Mandarin.
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