The satirical Babylon Bee offers a funny take on Hillary Clinton’s latest CNN interview.
WASHINGTON,
D.C. — Viewers are perplexed by a CNN television interview featuring a deranged
old lady who recently escaped from an elder care facility, angrily ranting
about wanting to "deprogram" half of the nation's population.
"They
must comply! Deplorables! All of ‘em!" the disheveled geriatric growled at
the camera while CNN's Christiane Amanpour attempted to de-escalate the
situation. "If they don't fall in line, we'll round them up and re-educate
them! De-program them! Re-program them! If that doesn't work,
then we'll just disappear them! Yes!
Yeeeeeeessssssss! Ahahahahahahaha!"
The
CNN interview team did their best to remain calm, despite the obvious threat
posed by the tottering, decrepit woman. "She may be old and frail, but you
can tell she's serious," said one member of the television crew. "We
heard she escaped from a nursing home nearby, but you could tell she's
terrorized people in the past. Chilling, dangerous stuff. Or maybe she's just
completely insane, who knows."
You can read the rest of the humor piece via the below link:
Elderly Woman Escapes Nursing Home, Rants About Deprogramming The Populace | Babylon Bee
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