I have a friend
named Barry who is a likeable guy but not very bright.
Barry, who
resembles Mad magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman, often says the most ridiculous
things.
When I saw
him at the bar on the coldest day in December wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I
asked him why. Wasn’t he cold?
No, Barry replied.
“I can wear
a short-sleeved shirt anytime of the year. It says so in the Constitution,”
“What?”
“The
Constitution says we have the right to bare arms.”
Another friend at the bar said he hopes that Santa brings Barry a brain.
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